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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

australiansanta

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

phoreallthesecond

saturnsorbit:

seewhathappendwas:

deezcandiedyamztho:

vanillatrilla:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

I suffered a lot of second hand embarrassment watching this clip lol

i bet the nurses on that floor had a good laugh that day…

Tryna get my dick game on that level

pagingme

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play